Allison Winn Scotch's 5 Fall Faves

The Theory of Opposites coverToday's guest: Allison Winn Scotch Why we love her: We've crushed on Allison since we read her novel, Time of My Life and found out these 25 things about her.

Her latest: The Theory of Opposites

The scoop: What happens when you think you have it all, and then suddenly it's taken away?

Willa Chandler-Golden's father changed the world with his self-help bestseller, Is It Really Your Choice? Why Your Entire Life May Be Out of Your Control. Millions of devoted fans now find solace in his notion that everything happens for a reason. Though Willa isn't entirely convinced of her father's theories, she readily admits that the universe has delivered her a solid life: a reliable husband, a fast-paced career. Sure there are hiccups - negative pregnancy tests, embattled siblings - but this is what the universe has brought, and life, if she doesn't think about it too much, is wonderful. Then her (evidently not-so-reliable) husband proposes this: a two-month break. Two months to see if they can't live their lives without each other. And before Willa can sort out destiny and fate and what it all means, she's axed from her job, her 12 year-old nephew Nicky moves in, her ex-boyfriend finds her on Facebook, and her best friend Vanessa lands a gig writing for Dare You!, the hottest new reality TV show. And then Vanessa lures Willa into dares of her own - dares that run counter to her father's theories of fate, dares that might change everything...but only if Willa is brave enough to stop listening to the universe and instead aim for the stars.

Our thoughts: This novel was so much fun! Definitely snap up your copy asap!

Giveaway: ONE copy. Just leave a comment to be entered to win. We'll choose the winner on Sunday, November 17th after 12pm PST.

Fun fact: Jennifer Garner's Vandalia film has optioned the rights to adapt The Theory of Opposites for the big screen!

Where you can read more about Alison: Her website, Facebook and Twitter. And be sure to check out her recent post over on Writer Unboxed about why she decided to "go indie" with this novel.

LIZ & LISA PRESENT...ALLISON WINN SCOTCH'S 5 FALL FAVES

Allison Winn Scotch headshot1. Memory

There is something about the scent of fall that reminds me of returning to college. I loved my four years there, though I am certainly aware that I view that time with nostalgic rose-colored glasses. But still. There was always an anticipation, an electricity of returning to campus; of unpacking my J.Crew fisherman sweaters; of hugging friends whom I hadn't seen or spoken to in months (this was before Facebook!); of strolling under the towering trees that lined my school's main walkway and just feeling…invincible. That's what those first few days back at school made me feel. Like this year, anything was possible. So that's a pretty hard memory to beat.

2. Favorite recipe

It's funny – I have never been a cook. I lived in NYC for almost 20 years, and honestly, I never found a reason to prepare anything when I could just as easily pick up amazing gourmet food in, like, five minutes. But we moved to LA last year, and suddenly, with the farmer's market at my doorstep and that sort of holistic-mentality everywhere (which I swore I'd be immune to!), I've learned to embrace cooking. Well, baking actually. I've become that person who bakes muffins for her kids just because, and trust me, it's as shocking to me as it is to them. Anyway, not that we have particularly cold days here in LA, but everything is relative, and when the temperature drops to below 65 (hee), I break out the muffin tin. Here's a lower-fat banana muffin recipe that I got from Cooking Light and have tweaked a bit, that I make a few times a week for their school snack. The recipe is originally for banana bread, and if you did the loaf, you'd bake it for longer…about an hour.

2 cups flour 3/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup sugar (I often mix brown and white) 1/4 cup melted butter 2 large eggs 1/3 cup plain low-fat yogurt (I use whatever my kids have in the fridge – often, strawberry or banana flavored) 3-4 ripe mashed bananas (I mash mine in my Vitamix) 1 tsp vanilla A bunch of spices – I shake in some cinnamon, nutmeg, and recently, pumpkin pie spice, which is AMAZING – just add in whatever you think sounds great Cooking spray

1.      Preheat oven to 350°. 2.      Lightly spoon flour into dry measuring cups; level with a knife. Combine the flour, baking soda, spices, and salt, stirring with a whisk. 3.      Place sugar and butter in a large bowl, and beat with a mixer at medium speed until well blended (about 1 minute). Add the eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Add banana, yogurt, and vanilla; beat until blended. Add flour mixture; beat at low speed just until moist. Spoon batter into muffin tins coated with cooking spray. Bake at 350° for 25-30 mins or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pan on a wire rack; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack.

3. Drink

This one is obvious, right? Does everyone say spiced apple cider? OMG. Yum. There are few things that are more representative of fall to me than hot cider. Okay, that's it. I have to go make myself a mug now.

4. Activity/hobby

Geez. I should say, like, apple picking or jam making or canning or something, should I? Or since I just bragged about my Betty Crocker-like skills, maybe it's pumpkin-pie making? Hmmm. Nope, none of those. Gosh, I'm stumped. One thing that I really do love to do, once the weather dips cooler, but not too cold (though I'm in LA now, who am I kidding), is to start taking longer runs outside. You know, right when the breeze hits that just-right temperature to push you out the door, even when you'd rather pull a blanket over you? Yeah, on those crisp, perfect days, I love to log in a good run. You hate yourself for doing it about 3/4 the way in, but your cheeks turn pink and when you're done, oh my god, you squint up at the sky and just think, "Hell yes." That's the perfect fall day.

5. Writing inspiration

I do always find it easier to write when the wind is breezy and the windows are rattling a little bit. Sort of like a bear in hibernation. You just want to stay inside and wrap yourself up in comfortable clothes and daydream. So I guess my writing inspiration in fall is just…fall. I hate winter, but fall goes down easy, you know? Everything is beautiful; the world is pretty marvelous; and life, until the temperature dips another 20 degrees, is pretty hard to beat.

Thanks, Allison!

Why I Still Watch Survivor (and why you should watch too) by Liz

Survivor.palau.logoThat's right bitches. I only have time to watch two shows these days. And one of them is Survivor. I could blame my husband.  I was ready to quit after the first All Stars, sick of Jeff Probst's smug commentary as contestants heaved their starving bodies over some poorly constructed wall to grab keys or puzzle pieces or whatever.  I mean, I can't even think straight if I skip Starbucks in the morning and feel uncomfortable if I'm wearing jeans that are too low-waisted. And these people are supposed to solve a complicated puzzle in their underwear while a well-fed Jeff Probst clamors on about how awful they're performing the entire time? I secretly removed it from the DVR season pass and prayed Mike wouldn't notice next season.

But he did.

So there we were again, watching people scared shitless when left stranded at something called Redemption Island. And the next season, again.  And again. Each time I tried to rebel, tried to read a book or fold laundry or wax my lip, do ANYTHING not to watch that first episode. But sure enough, it would suck me in, and soon I'd be hotly debating whether or not Russell was a hero or a villian and wondering why people can't figure out that when you start calling yourself the the leader or the swing vote, your days are numbered. Haven't they watched this at home? JUST LAY LOW PEOPLE!

Creepy Underwear Guy

And this season, Blood vs Water.  They've brought back former players in addition to one of their loved ones and pitted them against each other.  Two brothers with a rocky past. Two kick ass moms who are in better shape than their twenty something daughters.  That creepy long haired guy in his underwear that freaked me out the first time he was on. And as always, Jeff with his khakis and smug ass smile. (Damn him!)

Each week I find myself, sitting on the bed, yelling to Aras that the creepy underwear guy has it out for him, that he needs to stop running off and meditating and start playing the effing game. I'm angry at the ex-pro football player who gives off the douchiest vibe EVEH. And I mute the TV whenever his wife Monica incessantly goes on and on about something.  And I even shed a single tear when Kat bawled her eyes out, convinced that the boyfriend that she was leaving there (Hayden from Big Brother, another terrible show I'm addicted to...) was going to dump her for getting voted off. (The relationship sounds very solid, no?)

So, yes, I watch Survivor. And damnit, you should too. (Please! I need someone to talk with me about it!)

What show are you still holding on to?  Project Runway? Grey's Anatomy? #makemefeelbetter

 

 

 

5 Things I'm (not so) thankful for by Lisa

Be thankful Happy November! Or in my house, Movember! It's a month of thanks and I have so many wonderful things to be grateful for. From my family to my friends, I could make a list a mile long. But I thought I'd have a little fun and share some of the things I am (and am not so) thankful for. Because sometimes, they go hand-in-hand.

1. I am thankful that...

Not only am I an anal retentive organizational be-yotch, but I married a man who likes shit just as buttoned up as I do. Take for example, our holiday bins. Yes, we have holiday bins. You should see them. They are glorious! From Thanksgiving to St. Patrick's Day and everything in between, every special occasion has its own clear plastic home, labeled and stacked accordingly.

Not so thankful for...

The fact that I walked into our workout room after hours of organizing our holiday bins and found myself momentarily confused. I said to the hubs, "What is this place?"

2. I am thankful for...

Blowouts...because they are just, well, the key to a happy life. (If mama's hair is happy, everyone's happy, right?)

Not so thankful for...

The hubs' reaction when I told him I hadn't washed my hair in six (okay, 7) days because I had gotten such an amazing blowout, er, that many days before.

3. I am thankful for...

Family game night. It's fun, it sparks my (uber) competitive side and I can drink wine while doing it.

Not so thankful for...

My inability to win. I can't even claim victory in Memory or Battleship. I am even embarrassed to admit I can't excel at Chutes & Ladders. (Hmm...maybe I should blame the vino?)

4. I am thankful for...

Mani pedis because they just feel so damn good. (Extra massage, please!)

Not so thankful for...

The fact that I cannot remember the last time I had one. Enter gnarly toe nails so bad they conjure the image of a wildebeest's hoof. I always said I would not be that mom whose "upkeep" would become virtually non-existent (the blowout was a fluke y'all!). But here I am--toe nails for days, a workout room I don't recognize and no one to blame (publicly) but myself.

5. I am thankful for...

My lifelong friendship with Liz and that I get to write books with her... But I'm most grateful for the fact that we do not look like this anymore! (See photo.)

Liz, Lisa and unidentified Disney character, circa 1991

Not so thankful for...

The fact that I only see her a few times per year. *Cue sobs. No wait, I don't cry. I'm a robot, remember?*

But seriously, VERY thankful this month--and always--and plan to appreciate it all--the good, the bad and the ugly! (Although I draw the line at my wildebeest feet!)

What are you thankful (and not so thankful) for?

 

Flash Giveaway: Sue Watson's Younger, Thinner, Blonder

Younger Thinner Blonder blook coverGiveaway: 1 signed copy of Younger, Thinner, Blonder by Sue Watson The scoop: Have you ever wondered what it's like to have everything?

Tanya Travis doesn't have to. As host of TV show 'The Truth with Tanya Travis,' she has glamour, luxury, success and public adulation while solving the problems of Britain's great unwashed every morning on her TV show. However, things are not all they seem and Tanya's life of designer kitchens, Prada handbags and myriad TV awards is as difficult behind the scenes as those of her TV show guests. Tanya is hounded by the press, constantly reading damning headlines about her own life, looks, and body. But when she reads about her partner's weakness for young blondes and problems mount on her show, Tanya's carefully constructed celebrity life begins to come apart at the seams. Her only lifeline is 'Celebrity Spa Trek' a reality show in the Himalayas 'Where bad celebrities go good.' But can clean-freak Tanya cope with no hot water, starvation, exhaustion, heartbreak and the sheer showbiz bitchiness of a celebrity trek through the Himalayas? Even with her relationship in crisis, cellulite on overdrive and career on the line, Tanya can't face the thought of prime time exposure with a desperate gaggle of C-List wannabes...but does she have a choice? A sharp, witty novel about our celebrity obsessed culture from the author of bestselling Fat Girls and Fairy Cakes.

Our thoughts: So much fun. Sue's books are the perfect escape after a long week. Happy Friday!

Where you can read more about Sue:  Her website, Twitter and Facebook.

Leave a comment by Sunday, November 3rd at 12pm PST to be entered to win.

 

Puppy Love by Liz

photo-11 My name is Liz, and I'm a animal-aholic.

Yes, it's true. I think I may have an addiction to cute furry things with four legs. (reptiles need not apply!)

I've been bringing home strays for as long as I can remember--whether it was a kitten I rescued from under a dumpster or a dog I chased down a busy freeway while wearing three inch heels, I've always desired to save every single animal. And considering we had two dogs, two mice and three fish, I was already well on my way! (Chickens and pigs, I'm coming for you next!)

In hindsight, the hubs should have known better than to send me solo to the pound with the kids.  I *may* have told him that we were just going to *look* at cats.  We had recently discovered some mice--and not the sweet little ones that ran nonstop on that kickass wheel in their luxury cage, but the kind that had gnawed their way into the rice krispies.  I used this tidbit of information to convince my husband that this meant we MUST immediately bring home the toothless, drooling tomcat that currently resided at the kids' music school. He countered with the idea of simply purchasing mousetraps, but I argued that getting eaten by a formerly homeless cat with no teeth would be a much more dignified way for a mouse to die.

He rolled his eyes. I chose to interpret this as agreement.

But alas, the homeless cat was nowhere to be found that week.  Or the next. So I packed the kids after school one day and headed to the shelter. Apparently, we had stumbled in during Catapooloza--cats were $5 each!  And the second was free!  I texted this discovery to the hubs.  He did not respond.

photo-10

But as we sauntered down the hallway to Cat Cottage, our eyes were drawn to a crying puppy curled up in her cage.  Most of her hair was missing and her eyes drawn and defeated. We crouched down to get a closer look-- it was clear that she had a terrible case of mange. Our last dog we rescued had also been mange-ridden, but not nearly as bad.  This poor pup was missing over half her fur and seemed severely malnourished. The kids eyes filled with tears and they named her Lily on the spot.

Needless to say, we never made it to Cat Cottage. I bought mousetraps on the way home.

Twenty five pounds and several overpriced vet visits later, Lily is finally starting to resemble the dog she was meant to be--she's transformed from a scared little girl who trembled as she gulped her food to a confident young lady who loves life and other dogs.  Her hair is almost grown back in, revealing an incredible golden coat that feels like silk when you rub her belly.

And we couldn't be happier.  The hubs has even gotten over the fact that I *may* not have officially *asked* him  before bringing Lily home.(Answer your texts, damnit!) And in return, Lily has stopped peeing on the floor each time he pets her.  Last week, our vet whispered in Lily's ear how lucky she is.  But I like to think that we are the lucky ones. (Except for the the two "presents" she left by my bedroom door this week--I could do without that...)

What about you?  Love animals? Have a good rescue story?  Tell me!

 

 

Jennifer Weiner's latest Halloween eShort story!

Jennifer Weiner's Disconnected book coverToday's author: Jennifer Weiner Her latest eShort story: Disconnected

The scoop: Shannon Will is nearing thirty and has already made six trips to rehab (not that anyone's counting). But this time, she swears, will be different. She'll clean up her act, go to meetings, find a sponsor, make a clean break with her past -- starting with a new phone number.

But old ties aren't so easy to sever. When Shannon's new phone starts getting messages she was never meant to see, Shannon has to decide whether to risk getting involved, or stay safely disconnected.

Gripping, suspenseful and smart, DISCONNECTED is a riveting tale of addiction and obligation, secrets and redemption.

Our thoughts: Love her Halloween-inspired eStories! The perfect fun read to kick off Halloween week!

Fun fact: This year's eShort story has a special treat -- it features a character that will make an appearance in Jennifer's highly anticipated forthcoming novel, All Fall Down, coming this April 1st, 2014.

Get your copy of Disconnected! And pre-order All Fall Down!

 

Flash Giveaway: Fae by C.J. Abedi

Fae_book_coverGiveaway: TWO e-copies of Fae by C.J. Abedi The scoop: The battle between Light and Dark is about to begin.

Caroline Ellis' sixteenth birthday sets into motion a series of events that have been fated for centuries. A descendant of Virginia Dare, the first child born in the lost colony of Roanoke, and unaware of her birthright as the heir to the throne of the Light Fae, it isn’t until Caroline begins a tumultuous relationship with Devilyn Reilly that the truth of her heritage is revealed.

Devilyn is the only Fae who is both of the Light and of the Dark, and struggles to maintain that precarious balance to avoid succumbing to the power of the Dark within him.  He is the only one who can save Caroline from those who would destroy her and destroy all hope for unity among the Fae. He promises Caroline that he will protect her at all costs, even when it means protecting her from himself.

Told from the alternating perspectives of Caroline and Devilyn, FAE draws on mysteries, myths and legends to create a world, and a romance, dangerously poised between Light and Dark.

Our thoughts: we loved diving into this unique world filled with mystery, romance and suspense! It's even been called the next Twilight!  Definitely keep this series on your radar!

Fun fact: C. J. Abedi is actually a sister writing team: Colet and Jasmine Abed.

Where you can read more about C.J. Abedi: Their website, their publisher's website, Facebook, Pinterest and Twitter.

Leave a comment to be entered. We'll choose the winners after 12pm PST on October 24th.

My two cents about the terrible two's by Lisa

Birthday Cake for Two Year OldGirlfriends, they don't call it the terrible twos for nothing. Since my daughter turned two and a half, I've had my fair share of tantrum taming. (And my own share of tantrums! And wine drinking, but that's a whole other Oprah!) I've even violated my own (not so) strict policy: Never negotiate with this terrorist that has taken over my toddler's body. (Let's just say I find Goldfish to be very affective.)

So, while I am most definitely losing this battle, I have promised myself that I will. not. lose. this. war.

But having said all of that, this is my war to lose, right?  My toddler to tame? My life?

So if this is the case, why does Mrs. Susie Q Stranger feel she can insert her two cents as she looks at me with her wide patronizing eyes while I'm bribing offering my daughter those famous little cheddar crackers so she won't climb out of the cart and say, I'm sooooo glad those days are over!

I don't know. There's just something about that statement that gets under my skin. While I'm sure it's meant as a "I'm a mom too so let me tell you that there is light at the end of the tunnel" moment, it rubs me the wrong way.

So here's my two cents. This woman doesn't know me. She doesn't know my daughter. And she most definitely doesn't know how hard it was for me to get pregnant. She doesn't understand that while this terrible two thing is something I bitch about (yes, Liz has fielded many calls) it's something I laugh about even more. The thing is, I'm not looking to fast forward the clock (that's already moving so quickly) to a time when I know I'll have a whole other set of challenges--like when my daughter transforms into an eye-rolling teen who wants to be with her friends 24/7. And after my daughter is grown and out of the house and I witness a mother and her teen going four rounds over how short a prom dress should be, I won't say to her, I'm sooo glad those days are over.

I'll take this time. The good, the bad and the ugly. Because I know it goes by "like that." I may be my toddler's hostage now but I'll be back in command soon enough! #famouslastwords

(PS: She says she will free me if I cancel all naps, all bedtimes and all attempts to help do anything! Or simply send Cinderella anything and she says she'll let me go...#pleasehelp)

What about you guys?  Does it bother you when strangers make remarks?  And did your kids go through this too? #makemefeelbetter

This is 40 by Liz

40th birthdayConfession: I turned 40 two weeks ago. And it freaked me the hell out.

Initially, I had approached the big 4-0 with excitement. A reason to throw a kick ass party! It really IS the new 30!  Supposedly, I'm going to become sexually empowered! And according to all those quotes y'all post on Facebook, I won't have to give a shit about what other people think anymore!  Sounds awesome!

And yes, the party was fabulous.  We jumped up and down on the dance floor like we were twenty-one again.  We drank without worrying about waking up early the next morning.  We did things in the photo booth that shouldn't be captured on camera. I felt invincible--totally ready to make 40 my bitch!

But when my actual birthday rolled around a few weeks later, I started to feel a little something else too. Depression. I found myself pondering my own mortality. I started to wonder, are my best days behind me? Is it all downhill from here?  And the most important question: Will I ever be able to eat cheesecake again without my ass expanding? (Answer: probably not...)  In short, I became very funkalicious (and not in a good way!)

As women, many of us have been programmed to believe that our looks are what make us valuable.  And I'm not gonna lie, I've bought into this idea over the years--and I truly believe it's a huge part of the reason I fear aging.  Because why else would I?  Financially I'm better off than I was in my 20's.  And my husband in no way resembles the douchebags I dated in 1998.  I love watching my kids grow up right before my eyes, sprouting from toddlers to school age children to little mini adults. And next June, I'm going to fulfill a lifelong dream when our first novel, Your Perfect Life is published by Atria Books. In so many ways, 40 is fabulous.  It's not the end. In fact, maybe I could even argue that it's just the beginning.

So, here's to 40.  It may not be perfect. I may not be able to remember why I walked into a room half the time or be able to even LOOK at mashed potatoes without gaining weight. Or maybe I can't recover from a girls night out the way I used to, but dammit, that's okay.  Because I'd like to think I'm wiser, kinder and incredibly more patient than I was fifteen years ago.  And at the end of the day, isn't that what really matters?

What do you think about aging? Love it or Leave it? Tell me!

 

 

 

Read Pink 2013: Karen White exclusive guest post +14 book giveaway!

Liz and Lisa share an exclusive guest post from author Karen White about being the spokesperson for Read Pink 2013Today's guest: Karen White Why we love her: She's not just a fabulous writer, but she's the spokesperson for Read Pink 2013 and in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, she (along with 13 other authors including Nora Roberts and Sarah Jio) is helping raise money for breast cancer research.

The scoop:  In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Penguin is once again reissuing 14 of their women’s fiction and contemporary romance titles with special Read Pink seals, to promote our $25,000 donation to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation (BCRF), made regardless of sales. And Karen is sharing an EXCLUSIVE guest post with us today about what it means to her to be a part of this.

Giveaway: The entire 2013 reissue list. That's ALL 14 BOOKS (full list below)! (US Only) Just leave a comment to be entered to win. We'll choose the lucky someone on Sunday, October 6th after 12PM PST.

  1. Karen White, The Beach Trees
  2. Nora Roberts, Chasing Fire
  3. Erika Robuck, Hemingway’s Girl
  4. Jodi Thomas, Just Down the Road
  5. Carly Phillips, Perfect Fit
  6. JoAnn Ross, Sea Glass Winter
  7. Karen Rose, Did You Miss Me?
  8. Catherine Anderson, Lucky Penny
  9. Kate Jacobs, The Friday Night Knitting Club
  10. LuAnn McLane, Pitch Perfect
  11. Liane Moriarty, What Alice Forgot
  12. Alyson Richman, The Lost Wife
  13. Sarah Jio, The Last Camellia
  14. Penelope Lively, How It All Began

Where you can read more about Read Pink: Follow @BerkleyRomance and @PenguinUSA on Twitter.  Make sure to use the hashtag #ReadPink! Also, be sure to check out the website for Read Pink

LIZ & LISA PRESENT...EXCLUSIVE GUEST POST BY KAREN WHITE

Photo by Claudio Marinesco

EXPECTATIONS

            Most of us are raised with certain expectations.   When we are small, we know we’ll be punished or put on restriction for lying or hitting our brother.  As we get older, we learn that studying hard and doing our homework usually causes better results than daydreaming and blaming the dog for eating the essay that was due yesterday.  We know that we’ll never make the Varsity basketball team if we don’t shoot some hoops over summer vacation and show up for every practice.

As we give up our childhoods, we adopt a whole new level of expectations.  That if we keep on top of our game and work hard we’ll rise in our careers.  If we save enough money for a down payment on a house, we’ll be on our way to future financial security.  And if we eat right and exercise we’ll enjoy good health for the rest of our lives.

Unfortunately, life isn’t always as accommodating as we would like.  As the old saying goes, life is what happens when we’re making other plans.  Just when we’re moving in our expected forward trajectory, the proverbial brick wall is dropped in front of us.

As I write this, I have a close tie to five women my age who have been diagnosed with breast cancer in the last five years: a neighbor, a New York Times bestselling author, a close friend, the president of a bookseller’s association, and my sister-in-law.  You get the phone call, or the email to let you know, and you stop breathing for a moment at the suddenness of it.  The awfulness of it.  The sheer unexpectedness of it.  How could this be?

All five of these women are survivors who are inspiring examples of fortitude, perseverance, and courage.  And I think that’s where the life lesson comes from.  They fought the fight, they endured the hair loss, the surgery, the nausea from chemo. They posted silly pictures of themselves with headscarves and bandages on Facebook and I was in awe of their ability to smile.  In support, friends and family wore pink ribbons and pink shirts, and ran races and collected donations for breast cancer research.  As equally inspiring as my friends’ determination to fight their cancer, was the resolve I saw in the support of their circle of friends and family.  We were in this together.

I’m so very thankful for the doctors and the nurses, the researchers and the campaigns and fundraisers who have worked so hard to change what it means to receive a breast cancer diagnosis.  A diagnosis today includes a large helping of hope backed by science and the doggedness of those who brought us to this point.

My friends and I all joke about the indignities of our annual mammograms, and how to prepare for it we should lie down on the garage floor and ask our husbands to run over our chests with the family minivan. We laugh about having a “bosom buddy” to help remind us to do a self-exam, or we joke about our husbands volunteering to “help.”  We laugh, but we also understand that this is something we owe to not just ourselves and our families, but also to the mothers, sisters, and daughters who’ve gone before us.  Early detection is key, and we all know stories of women who caught their cancer in the first stages because of their regular self-exams and mammograms.

Last month my nephew Gavin, a First Lieutenant in the US Army, stepped on an IED in Afghanistan and sustained severe injuries including the loss of one of his legs.  The first photo we saw was of him in his hospital bed, bandaged and bruised with all sorts of tubes and wires connecting him to various pieces of equipment.  But after looking closely at the photo, we could see that despite heavily bandaged arms he was giving his trademark two-thumbs up to the camera.

Gavin’s mother is a breast cancer survivor.   She fought the fight with all the strength and courage it takes to win.  And she did—with flying colors.  She now runs marathons and is an outspoken proponent of good health and nutrition.  We are confident that her son has learned by example what it takes to not only survive this crisis, but to be stronger for it.

October is breast cancer awareness month, which is when I always schedule my annual exam.  Time to head out to the garage and lie down on the floor and tell my husband to grab the car keys.  I’ll smile at the jokes, but my smile will be full of gratitude.

To all of those who have fought the fight, or are in the middle of the battle, here’s a two-thumbs up for you.  You are not alone.  We are all in this together.

Thanks, Karen! And thank you to Penguin and all of the authors who are participating!

 

Jennifer Chiaverini's 5 Fall Faves

Best books of 2013, Best paperbacks of 2013Today's guest: Jennifer Chiaverini Why we love her: She is a wonderful storyteller!

Her latest: Mrs. Lincoln's Dressmaker (Out in paperback September 24th!)

The scoop: New York Times bestselling author Jennifer Chiaverini’s compelling historical novel unveils the private lives of Abraham and Mary Lincoln through the perspective of the First Lady’s most trusted confidante and friend, her dressmaker, Elizabeth Keckley.

In a life that spanned nearly a century and witnessed some of the most momentous events in American history, Elizabeth Hobbs Keckley was born a slave. A gifted seamstress, she earned her freedom by the skill of her needle, and won the friendship of First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln by her devotion. A sweeping historical novel, Mrs. Lincoln’s Dressmaker illuminates the extraordinary relationship the two women shared, beginning in the hallowed halls of the White House during the trials of the Civil War and enduring almost, but not quite, to the end of Mrs. Lincoln’s days.

Our thoughts: This book grabbed us from the first page and didn't let go. It's an engaging story that we think you will love!

Giveaway: TWO copies. Just leave a comment to be entered to win. We'll select the winners on Sunday, September 29th after 12pm PST.

Fun fact: She's the author of twenty-two novels!

Where you can read more about Jennifer: Her website, Facebook and Twitter.

LIZ & LISA PRESENT...JENNIFER CHIAVERINI'S 5 FALL FAVES

Best books of 2013, Best paperbacks of 2013

1. Memory

I have many favorite fall memories, but on this cool Wisconsin morning I think first of one of our family traditions—driving out to a local farm to pick apples and pumpkins. I recall vividly the sweet taste of the fruit, the fragrance of windfall apples on the ground, the buzz of the bees in the sunshine, and the creak of the rusted handle of the red Radio Flyer wagon as I pull my sons through the orchard and pumpkin patch.

2. Favorite recipe

When the weather turns cooler, I crave all things gingerbread. Usually I try to eat healthy, but when I want to indulge, I make a batch of gingerbread muffins:

Ingredients:

3 ¾ cups Hodgson Mill 50/50 Whole Wheat & White Flour 1 cup Brown Sugar 1 Tbsp Baking Soda 1 Tbsp Cinnamon 1 Tbsp Nutmeg 1 Tbsp Ground Ginger 1 ½ cups Land O Lakes Light Butter ¾ cup Egg Beaters (or 3 eggs) 1 cup Molasses 1 cup Hot Water 1 11.5 ounce bag Ghirardelli White Chocolate Chips, optional

Directions:

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Line muffin tin cups with paper liners.
  2. Combine flour, brown sugar, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger in a large bowl.
  3. Place butter in a medium-size, microwave-safe bowl and melt in the microwave. Stir in Egg Beaters, molasses, and hot water.
  4. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients and pour the wet ingredients into the well. Mix just until ingredients are blended. Stir in white chocolate chips, if desired.
  5. Fill muffin tin cups ⅔ full. Bake for 18-22 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean. Makes 30 muffins.

3. Drink

If you want me to be very specific, my favorite drink was bottle of Achaval-Ferrer Quimera 2007 that I enjoyed with my husband and a few traveling companions at the Kingsmills Hotel in Inverness, Scotland. A marvelous wine shared with good friends in a beautiful setting—what more could I want from a drink? More generally, I like the occasional glass of red wine over dinner, and a strong English Breakfast tea with milk in the morning or on a rainy fall afternoon.

4. Activity/hobby

I love to run. My favorite racing distance is the half marathon, but I'm planning to run my first full marathon in November. I've long considered attempting a full marathon, but I've hesitated out of worry that I'd collapse before crossing the finish line. After the terrible bombing at Boston Marathon earlier this year, however, I resolved to commit myself to a full marathon as a tribute to the courage of those who were killed, injured, or lost loved ones. It's a small act of defiance and solidarity with other runners and those who cheer them on, to show that no one can take away our joy or destroy our community.

5. Writing inspiration

I take inspiration from the many strong, courageous women who have played significant—though often unsung—roles in American history.

Thanks, Jennifer!

Gill Hornby's 5 Fall Faves

thehive-coverOur guest today: Gill Hornby Why we love her: Her writing is sharp and witty!

Her latest: The Hive

The scoop: It's the start of another school year at St. Ambrose. While the children are busy in the classroom, their mothers are learning sharper lessons. Lessons in friendship. Lessons in betrayal. Lessons in the laws of community, the transience of power...and how to get invited to lunch.

Beatrice -- undisputed queen bee. Ruler, by Divine Right, of all school fundraising, this year, last year, and, surely, for many to come.

Heather -- desperate to volunteer, desperate to be noticed, desperate to belong.

Georgie -- desperate for a cigarette.

And Rachel -- watching them all, keeping her distance. But soon to discover taht the line between amused observer and miserable outcast is a thin one.

THE HIVE is a wickedly funny and brilliantly observed story about female friendship, power plays, and the joys and perils (well, mainly perils) of trying to do one's part.

Our thoughts: Dubbed the "Mean Girls" for Moms--lots of fun!

Giveaway: TWO copies!  Leave a comment and we'll choose the winners on Sunday Sept 22nd after 8am.

Fun fact: Gill's brother is About a Boy author Nick Hornby.

Where to read more about Gill: Facebook and Twitter.

LIZ AND LISA PRESENT...GILL HORNBY'S 5 FALL FAVES

Gill Hornby, author of THE HIVEMemory

The smell and the feel and the pristine cleanliness of a brand new exercise book on the first day of term of the new school year, and the excitement of writing my name on the cover.

Recipe

Blackberry and Apple Crumble. We love picking blackberries from the hedges round here, and I always add granola to the crumble topping.

Drink

I never drink cocoa at any other time of year, but when the nights first start to get chilly, one feels obliged to indulge.

Activities

Long walks. I go on a walking holiday with three girlfriends every fall. The cooler air and bright days make for perfect conditions. We are starting to notch up a quite impressive mileage.

Writing inspiration

The children are back at school after the long and busy summer,  the house is quiet again and I can get back into my study undisturbed - that's the only inspiration I need.

Thanks, Gill!

 

Colleen Hoover's 5 Best Evers

This Girl book cover imageToday's guest: Colleen Hoover Why we love her: We are big fans of this Slammed series. (This Girl is book #3.) Warning: You will be addicted (if you aren't already).

Her latest: This Girl

The scoop: There are two sides to every love story. Now hear Will’s.

Colleen Hoover’s New York Times bestselling Slammed series has brought countless readers to their knees with a whirlwind of love, passion, and heartache. Layken and Will’s love has managed to withstand the toughest of circumstances, and the young lovers, now married, are beginning to feel safe and secure in their union. As much as Layken relishes their new life together, she finds herself wanting to know everything there is to know about her husband, even though Will makes it clear he prefers to keep the painful memories of the past where they belong. Still, he can’t resist his wife’s pleas, and so he begins to untangle his side of the story, revealing for the first time his most intimate feelings and thoughts, retelling both the good and bad moments, and sharing a few shocking confessions of his own from the time when they first met.

In This Girl, Will tells the story of their complicated relationship from his point of view. Their future rests on how well they deal with the past in this final installment of the beloved Slammed series.

Our thoughts: Love hearing the story from Will's point of view. Genius.

Giveaway: TWO copies! Just leave a comment to be entered to win. We'll select the winners on Sunday, September 15th after 12pm PST.

Fun fact:You don't have to wait long for Colleen's next novel, Losing Hope! It will be out October 8th. Pre-order here!

Where you can read more about Colleen: Her website and Facebook.

LIZ & LISA PRESENT...COLLEEN HOOVER'S 5 BEST EVERS

Colleen Hoover author photoSong:

Head Full of Doubt/Road Full of Promise by The Avett Brothers. Really anything by The Avett Brothers. That particular song holds a permanent place in my heart, though. It's all about taking control of your life. My all time favorite lyric is from that song; it says, "decide what to be and go be it". I think that is the best advice anyone can take.

Book:

This is a tough one because there are so many. I think I would have to say The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It's so perfectly imperfect. It's such a great balance of it's happy, sorrowful, romantic, philosophic, heartbreaking and hilarious all at the same time.

Movie:

The Jerk! Hilarious. I love it, my kids love it, everyone should love it. If you haven't seen it, it stars Steve Martin and is also co-written by Steve Martin, so that's a recipe for awesomeness. It's definitely a movie that will cheer you up on the even the crappiest of days.

Life moment:

Other than marrying the love of my life and giving birth to my three children? The moment I wrote the words "The End" in my first book, "Slammed". My whole life I knew I wanted to be a writer, but never thought I could. I figured it was a waste of my time because the chances of me getting published were so miniscule. I'm so glad I finally wrote that book. I can honestly say that even if it had ended right then and there with those words, "The End", I would be 100% satisfied with my life just knowing I finally did it.

Piece of advice:

If there is something in life you want to do, just do it. Do it for yourself, not anyone else. I know it sounds cliche, but we only get one life to live, so you have to live it. The Avett Brothers said it best: decide what to be, and go be it! Also, stay away from the cans! (If that last part didn't make sense to you, you need to watch The Jerk.)

Thanks, Colleen!

2013 Club: Helen Wan's The Partner Track

The Partner Track by Helen WanOur guest today: Helen Wan Why we love her: Her debut is pure deliciousness!

Her debut: The Partner Track

The Scoop: A young attorney must choose between the prestige of partnership and  the American Dream that she—and her immigrant parents—have come so close to achieving in The Partner Track, a riveting debut from Helen Wan

In the eyes of her corporate law firm, Ingrid Yung is a “two-fer.” As a Chinese-American woman about to be ushered into the elite rank of partner, she’s the face of Parsons Valentine & Hunt LLP’s recruiting brochures--their treasured "Golden Girl." But behind the firm’s welcoming façade lies the scotch-sipping, cigar-smoking old-boy network that shuts out lawyers like Ingrid. To compensate, Ingrid gamely plays in the softball league, schmoozes in the corporate cafeteria, and puts in the billable hours—until a horrifically offensive performance at the law firm’s annual summer outing throws the carefully constructed image way out of equilibrium.

Scrambling to do damage control, Parsons Valentine announces a new “Diversity Initiative” and commands a reluctant Ingrid to spearhead the effort, taking her priority away from the enormous deal that was to be the final step in securing partnership. For the first time, Ingrid finds herself at odds with her colleagues—including her handsome, golden-boy boyfriend—in a clash of class, race, and sexual politics.

Our thoughts: WE LOVED it--fun and engaging.  Highly recommend!

Giveaway: TWO copies!  Leave a comment and we'll choose the winner after 8am on September 15th.

Fun Fact: Much like the heroine in her novel, Helen is an attorney that started out in a big Manhattan law firm.  Hmmmm....

Where to read more about Helen: Her website, Facebook and Twitter.

CHICK LIT IS NOT DEAD PRESENTS...2013 CLUB: HELEN WAN'S THE PARTNER TRACK

HelenWanDO’s: 3 things every aspiring novelist SHOULD do

 Write the novel you’ve always wanted to be able to walk into a bookstore and find.

Read. Voraciously. Anything and everything.  Like a person who’s just been rescued from a desert island.

Buy a slim little sketchbook and carry it around with you every day.  It’s amazing how many interesting people you’ll start to see and snippets of conversation you’ll overhear that are worth jotting down.

DON’Ts: 3 things every aspiring novelist SHOULDN’T do

Don’t edit each page to death before moving on to the next.  Oh, how much time and hand-wringing I could have saved myself had I realized this sooner!  There’ll be time for revising and polishing later – I find the best way to get through a first draft is quickly, in almost stream-of-consciousness style.

Don’t wait for the “ideal time” to write – for the baby to be asleep, for the house to be quiet, for all the life stuff to be done – the right time to jot down the idea or turn of phrase that’s been running through your head is just as soon as you can.

Don’t go it alone.  Showing your work -- once you’ve gotten it to a reasonably developed, comfortable place – to a small, trusted circle of writer or reader friends is key.  And then listen carefully to what they’re telling you.

LASTS

Song you listened to on repeat?  “L.E.S. Artistes” by Santigold.

Book you read?  INTO THE WOODS, by Tana French.  Wow.  She’s so talented it’s almost annoying to other writers.

Time you laughed?  About 5 minutes ago, when a guy walked into the coffee shop where I’m writing this with one of the Top Five fluffiest, cutest dogs I’ve ever seen.  He looked like Chewbacca.  Everyone here was totally charmed.

BESTS

Way to celebrate a book deal?  Collecting all of the rejection letters you’ve ever gotten and making a big bonfire.  I didn’t get to do this, because all of my many rejections were e-mails, but I imagine that’d be one satisfying wienie roast.

Trick to overcome Writer’s Block?  Oh, I really wish I knew the answer to this one!  I suffer all the time from Writer’s Block.  The only way I know to deal with it is simply keep writing until there’s finally a glimmer of a paragraph you know is worth saving.

Way to think of a book idea? Again, if I knew the answer to this, I’d bottle and sell it.  But I do think part of it goes back to writing the book you wish you could walk into a bookstore and find.  I like to go into my local independent bookstore and just troll the fiction shelves.  What are the titles that grab me?  The cover images that set my imagination running?  But also, importantly, what stories are missing?  I think noticing the kind of stories that aren’t getting published is just as important – maybe even more important – than seeing what is.

NEXTS

Show you’ll DVR:  That’s easy.  Game of Thrones Season 4.  Hard to see how they’ll top the “Red Wedding” episode!  Also, Downton Abbey Season 4.  Despite last season’s shocker.  Sigh.  They just don’t make ‘em like that Matthew Crawley anymore.

Book you’ll read:  Oh, I always have about a dozen books piled haphazardly next to my bed.  The current stack includes SISTERLAND by Curtis Sittenfeld, BEAUTIFUL RUINS by Jess Walter, WHERE’D YOU GO, BERNADETTE by Maria Semple, and LIFE AFTER LIFE by Kate Atkinson.

Book you’ll write:  I’m still sort of figuring that out myself.  But it involves the inner dynamics of a group of very diverse people who find themselves thrown together for a very specific reason.  I find group dynamics endlessly fascinating.  And I love a good underdog story!

Thanks, Helen!

 

 

Suzy Duffy's 5 Firsts & Lasts + exclusive excerpt & giveaway!

Newton Neighbors book coverToday's guest: Suzy Duffy Why we love her: Her books are so much fun!

Her latest: Newton Neighbors

(Out September 26th!) Pre-order here!

The scoop: Crystal Lake-in the suburbs of Newton-is one of the most desirable places to live in Boston, and Newton Neighbors is a romantic comedy about its colorful residents just trying to "live the dream." Things, however, rarely go as planned. The story starts with two fire trucks and a couple of cop cars getting called to the upmarket road, and that's when things begin to heat up. The Ladies of the Lake: Maria's best asset has always been her hot Puerto Rican body, but she sees the effect a new sitter has on her husband, so she decides to fight back the hands of time. Cathi is Maria's best friend and greatest admirer. Her own life is pretty good, too. Still, she can't help being consumed with ambitions to live on the water. She spirals from persuasion to coercion to deceit faster than you can say 'change of address,' but will she succeed? Noreen may seem like the nice little granny from next door. However, it's the quiet ones you need to watch. While facing forty is a nightmare for Maria, Noreen's living large at eighty. She believes "the only thing worse than a weak dollar is a weak martini." Jessica is in America to study. But when she takes a babysitting job in Newton, she gets more than she bargains for in the shape of fine-looking firefighter. We learn soon enough that not all heroes are good-but is bad better? Thankfully we have Ely, Jessica's crazy roommate, who keeps everyone laughing and partying, too. There's Botox, Bollinger, and a randy Bulldog. We have fireworks, fistfights, and family fiestas. It's a story that stretches from Boston, to London, to beautiful Puerto Rico. Welcome to the wet 'n' wild world of Newton Neighbors.

Our thoughts: A fast-paced, fun read that is the perfect escape!

Fun fact: See the EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT of Newton Neighbors below!

Giveaway: Two SIGNED sets of the New England Trilogy series, which includes Newton Neighbors! Just leave a comment to be entered to win. We'll select the winners on Sunday, September 15 after 3pm PST.

Where you can read more about Suzy: Her website, Facebook and Twitter.

LIZ & LISA PRESENT...SUZY DUFFY'S 5 FIRSTS & LASTS: True confessions and being a plant

Suzy Duffy author photoKISS

First Kiss: Are we talking real kiss??? Oooh, I’m fessing up here, because I don’t even think my husband knows this - yet!  I was thirteen years old, In France - on a French/Irish culture exchange.  I’m not sure how much ‘culture’ my Mom was hoping for but suffice to say I learned a lot that summer…. It was a mid-afternoon disco and I spotted him almost immediately because he was gorgeous - olive skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.  Yes - he could be out of one of my books. His name was Loic and he told me both his parents were math professors. I guess teenagers can’t talk about their careers so they talk about their parents’ work instead.  Thanks goodness I didn’t speak much French because clearly we’d have had NOTHING in common; future rom com writer and math genius – hello/bonjour?? Anyway during a slow dance he kissed me. I had no idea what was happening because I didn’t know what a ‘proper kiss,’ was but math-boy helped me figure it out… I never saw him again, after that day but it’s a fond memory - my brush with genius.

Last Kiss: There’s a new man in my bed tonight and he’s insatiable.  My husband is away so I invited this young gent in.  Just an hour ago – at his insistence – I kissed his lips, his forehead, then both his eye lids and his precious little nose because I know he won’t let me very soon.  My husband is away so my dear sweet four-year-old son is sleeping with me tonight (& I love it!)

BOOK I READ

First Book:  I was slow to start reading because I wrote my first book when I was seven. I always found writing more fun than reading. That said, Enid Blyton’s Famous five made a huge impact on me.  She made the mysteries sound like such fun that I thought I might be a private investigator at one point.  Then again my overactive imagination might have been an impediment.  I don’t really follow the facts, I make them up.

Last Book:  I’ve just finished Marian Keyes, The Mystery of Mercy Close. She always delivers.

RISK I TOOK

First Risk I Took:  Getting off my bum and learning to walk??? How far back are we going here?  In more recent years; moving my five kids, dog and husband from Ireland to the USA was a massive risk. It impacted so many people too. Here’s the thing about risks. We’ll regret more the ones we didn’t take than the one we did.  It’s almost always possible to retrace your steps if you make a mistake.  If in doubt, take the darn risk! Go for it.  I sure don’t regret moving to the USA.  I’d never have written Newton Neighbors in Ireland!

Last Risk I Took: The biggest recent risk was letting my gorgeous seventeen-year-old daughter travel to Singapore this summer on work experience.  It’s nine thousand, four hundred miles away. She’s never travelled that far from me before and it’s a very different culture.  I’m relying on her to make all the right choices and decisions. I worry, but I trust and love her so much, I have to let her go.

AHA! MOMENT

First “Aha!” Moment:  Um, still waiting.  I’m more of a slow-dawn-person than a ping-aha-type.  Things percolate with me over time and I evolve beliefs and plotlines.  I love the garden and the pace of things there.  Maybe I was a plant in a previous life!

Last “Aha!” Moment: Realizing I was a plant in a previous life.

HELL YA! MOMENT

First “Hell yeah!” Moment:   Loic in France, all those years ago.

Last “Hell yeah!” Moment: Right here, right now – writing this blog and thinking about my lovely new story Newton Neighbors hitting the world.  Is it good? Hell yeah! Is it funny?  Hell Heah! Should you buy it? Hell Yeah!

I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

Lots of love always,

Suzy

XX

LIZ & LISA PRESENT...AN EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT OF...NEWTON NEIGHBORS!

Rick was annoyed with himself for shouting up the stairs and even more so that the sitter was late. What kind of first impression was that? Then the doorbell rang.

His son and the dog sprinted to answer it.

“Cody, you wanna get that?”

Rick was joking, because there was really no way to outrun the ten-year-old. Cody was going through the first-to-be-everywhere phase. To add to the chaos, the Labrador started another of her barking frenzies.

“Quiet, Orga!” Rick yelled at the dog, but it didn’t do any good. He could still hear Alice wailing, and her protests were getting louder not softer. The ruckus downstairs would only unsettle her more.

Damn. He headed for the kitchen to grab a bottle of something to bring to the party. The sooner they got out the better. They needed a break.

Cody had been sulking around the house all afternoon, telling everybody who would listen that he was too old for a sitter. He claimed some of his friends didn’t even have sitters anymore, but when Rick had talked it over with him, it turned out it was the ones with older sisters. Cody had eventually decided if any of his friends found out, he’d say his mom got the sitter for his little sister. Rick agreed that was a great idea.

Rick decided to bring a bottle of champagne to the party because it was a birthday celebration and it might earn him some brownie points with Maria. Then he headed back to the hall to meet the new sitter.

 

The first thing Rick saw was Cody smiling and the sitter laughing at something his son had said. She was gorgeous. Long blond hair, big eyes, striking features. Rick had met many sitters over the ten years of his son’s life. They had been a normal mix of pretty, plain, fun, dull, but this one was a real beauty. She could have been modelling instead of watching kids.

He pushed the notion out of his mind. “Hi,” he said, his voice a little too jovial. Take it down a notch. “I see you’ve met Cody already.”

The dog was still barking.

“Orga, be quiet.” The hound started sniffing the newcomer instead. He moved the champagne bottle to his left hand so he could shake with his right. “I’m Rick, Cody’s dad.”

“Hullo, I’m Jessica Armstrong.” Her smile was timid, cute. “And I’ve met Cody and Orga.”

Rick felt uncomfortable and his face was hot. Was he blushing? He wondered if that was even physically possible. Wasn’t there an age limit on blushing? The last time he’d glowed this hot, he was in the fourth grade and Judi Schillawaski had—without any warning—kissed him.

This girl was more beautiful than Judi Schillawaski.

“Maria’s upstairs with Alice. She just woke up.” Rick winced when the baby let out another wail. “You might need to play with her for a while. Alice, I mean. You might have to play with Alice, the baby, not Maria, my wife.”

Just stop talking, you idiot!

Jessica laughed. “I’m the eldest of five and love babies, so really, I’m happy to play with Alice.” She glanced at Cody who was surreptitiously studying her. “And I love playing with big boys, too,” she said.

Now it was Cody’s turn to blush. He turned away. If it hadn’t been for his own discomfort, Rick might have felt sorry for the boy. He had clearly spotted that the new sitter was a beauty. The kid was growing up.

Orga started barking again.

 

“Cody, will you put that damn dog out in the backyard? I’m sorry, Jessica. She gets excited, but she’ll calm down in a few minutes. It’s just because you’re new.”

“Not a problem. Honest, I love dogs, too.”

With the boy gone, they were alone, and Rick felt his body tense. What in the hell was his problem? He was usually good with meeting new people. This one was different.

“Let me show you around,” he said, but the words felt awkward. Until this evening, the sitters had been little more than kids themselves. He’d never felt wrong-footed or goofy like he did now. Get a grip, he chastised himself, and then he gave best his corporate smile. “I’m thinking that’s an English accent?”

“Yes. I’m English, from a town called Dorking, in Surrey. It’s just south of London.”

“Yeah? My wife, Maria, is from Puerto Rico.” Why did I say that? Act normal, you ass! “What are you doing in Newton?”

“I’m over here for a year. Studying at Wiswall College.”

“Oh, that’s cool. It’s just down the road.”

“Yes, it is. I’m so sorry I was a little late this evening. I got lost, but I assure you, Mr. Sanchez, it won’t happen again. That is, if you want me back.”

“Please, call me Rick.”

Jessica had enormous dark blue eyes which seemed bigger now that she looked anxious. He got the urge to reach out, but that would have been ridiculous. Inappropriate. Against the law?

He laughed louder than he meant to. “No problem about being late. We’re pretty relaxed in this house. If you keep the kids content, Maria and I will be more than happy.” They walked into the living room.

“Oh, an Xbox.” Jessica grinned at Cody, who was back from putting the dog out. “How good are you on this thing? Because I have to warn you, I’m an ace.” She winked at the ten-year-old. Cody’s eyes lit up, and he lunged for the controls.

 

“You’ve just secured a place in my son’s heart, Jessica. Xbox is his life. If you’re as good as him, he’ll never want another sitter.”

She sat down next to Cody and took the other controller. Then she glanced at Rick. “Call me Jessie.”

He nodded. There was a time when something like this—seeing an incredibly good-looking woman—would have fired him up. Rick would have had all the witty one-liners, all the charm he required, but time had softened him. Eleven years of marriage, two kids, and the fact he spent more time at the country club than the nightclub all meant he’d lost his edge. How could he have let that happen?

Rick watched the two of them settle onto the sofa. Seeing the gorgeous young sitter with the game controller was a reminder that he was ancient in comparison. She had more in common with Cody than with him.

Lucky kid.

Rick and Maria were heading out to yet another fortieth party, but the stunning blonde on his living room sofa made him think it would be a lot more fun to stay in than head out.

Would you get a grip? You could almost be her dad—almost.

Thanks, Suzy!

7 Seconds in heaven with Ben Svetkey

Leading Man by Ben SvetkeyOur guest today: Ben Svetkey Why we love him: Not only does he write for our FAVE mag (Entertainment Weekly), his debut is really fun. (And he's cute too!)

His debut: Leading Man

The scoop: At 26, Maxwell Lerner thinks he has his whole life figured out. He's got the girl—his high-school sweetheart Samantha. He's got the job—low-level reporter for a prestigious national magazine. He even lives with aforementioned girl in a walk-up studio apartment in the West Village. Life is sweet. Until his aspiring actress girlfriend leaves him for his childhood hero, Johnny Mars, who, as action adventurer "Jack Montana," features in some of Max's favorite movies. Getting dumped for one of his idols sets Max off on a dual mission: to get inside the glamorous world Samantha left him for, and to win her back. But when Samantha's perfect life takes an unexpected turn, Max gets more of an education, in life and in love, than he bargained for.

Our thoughts: LOVED it--totally fun and juicy!

Giveaway: Two copies!  Leave a comment to be entered to win--we'll choose the winners after 8am on Sunday, September 8th.

CHICK LIT IS NOT DEAD PRESENTS...7 SECONDS IN HEAVEN WITH BEN SVETKEY

So excited to play 7 Seconds in Heaven with debut author Ben Svetkey--he's sharing 7 surprising facts about himself....

ben-svetkey_l1. I once fondled Angelina Jolie. Her elbow, anyway. I was interviewing her at a restaurant in Toronto (Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle of Life was about to come out) and she was telling me about how she chipped a bone in her elbow while doing a stunt and that the little bone chip kept moving around. Then she took my hand and let me squeeze all over her arm to see if I could find it. I nearly fainted.

2. I know all the words to “Live and Let Die.” And “Goldfinger.” And a couple of other Bond themes. And I’ve taught some of them to my three-year-old daughter. There is nothing cuter than hearing her belt out, “When you were young and your heart was an open book…”

3.  I know all the words to the theme song for Nick Jr.’s Little Einsteins. My daughter taught them to me.

4. I named the protagonist of my novel—Max—after our cat.

5. You know how authors sometimes say that characters end up writing themselves? That always sounded like BS to me, but I’ve learned that it’s kind of true. Once you decide what sort of person they’re going to be, you just wind them up and watch them go. It’s a little freaky.

6. The first book I ever really fell in love with was John Irving’s The World According to Garp. I read it over and over again during my teen years. Then, in my 20s, I read Philip Roth’s The Ghost Writer over and over again. In my 30s, I read Martin Amis’ Money at least a dozen times. I’m a literary monogamist. When I fall in love with a book, I stick with it.

7.  My wife and I eloped and got married in a helicopter over Las Vegas. We figured we’d be so nervous about crashing that we wouldn’t have time to be nervous about getting married. Worked like a charm.

Thanks, Ben!

Yona Zeldis McDonough's 5 Firsts and Lasts

Yona Zeldis McDonough Two of a KindOur guest today: Yona Zeldis McDonough Why we love her: Her writing hits the right note!

Her latest: Two of A Kind

The Scoop: Ten years after losing her husband, Christina Connelly has worked through the pain, focusing on raising her teenage daughter and managing her small decorating business. But her romantic life has never recovered. Still, it’s irksome to be set up with arrogant, if handsome, doctor Andy Stern at her friend’s wedding. If he wasn’t also a potential client, needing his Upper East Side apartment redesigned, she would write him off.

This is never going to work, Andy thinks. Still grieving his wife and struggling with a troubled son, he’s not looking for a woman, and certainly not someone as frosty and reserved as Christina. Their relationship will be strictly business. Yet to everyone’s surprise—including their own—these two find themselves falling in love.

But if reconciling with their pasts is difficult, blending their lives and children to create a new family is nearly impossible. They’ve been given a second chance…but can they overcome all the obstacles in the way of happily ever after?

Our thoughts: Perfect for your Fall reading list!

Giveaway: One copy!  Leave a comment and you'll be entered.  We'll choose the winners after Noon PST on September 8th.

Fun Fact: Yona had studied to be a ballerina before attending Vassar College.

Where you can read more about Yona: Her website and Twitter!

CHICK LIT IS NOT DEAD PRESENTS...YONA ZELDIS MCDONOUGH'S 5 FIRSTS AND LASTS

Kiss

Yona Zeldis McDonoughFIRST: My kiss was shared with a boy named Seth Cohen on Sadie Hawkin’s Day in 1967. I was 10 and he was 11 or 12 and we were running around a bungalow colony in upstate New York with our pals.  My best friend Nancy had a crush on his handsome older brother Mark but I liked Seth, the sweet, kind of awkward boy with the sleepy eyes and slow smile.  Since I nabbed him, we went off to a secluded area in the woods for the kiss. I can still remember how nervous I was: heart hammering, blood rushing in my ears.  But we did it and I felt so smug and grown up afterwards.

LAST: My last kiss was deposited on the snout of Holden, one of my two Pomeranians.  He’s quite the gentleman and sleeps peacefully at the foot of the bed every night.  This morning, when I woke up he had walked over and put his face very close to mine.  Impossible not to kiss him.

Book you read

FIRST: book I read cover to cover was some school-issued reader (who out there remembers those?) concerning Dick and Jane’s plodding and wholly pedestrian exploits.  In fact, it was so dull that I read ahead, vainly hoping for some drama or excitement. My first grade teacher got wind of this and I was punished for not sticking with the program and reading at the same glacial pace as the worst readers in the class.   Fortunately this did not sour me on reading!

LAST: Elena Ferrante’s The Lost Daughter, which is a short, exceedingly blunt novel that lays bare some of the most unattractive feelings about motherhood I have ever seen in print.

Risk you took

FIRST: When I was about 10 or 11, I saved my allowance money and took the bus to a jewelry store on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn where, without my parent’s consent or even knowledge, I had my ears pierced. It was such a rush that I thought I might take up sky-diving next—that’s how fearless and empowered I felt.

LAST: I was wounded by an offhand but cruel remark a friend had made and I took the risk of calling her out on it.  She did not respond well; in fact, she did not even understand the hurtful nature of what she’d said and she did not apologize. The friendship is now over but I am not sorry I spoke my truth; to have remained silent would have been corrosive and dishonest and the friendship would have come to an end anyway.

Hell ya moment

Stuck in the house for what felt like a month with some long illness and bored out of my mind.  A box the size of a washing machine arrives and unbelievably, it’s addressed to me. My mother helps me open it and I frantically tear through the paper and stuffing.  Inside is a Raggedy Anne doll so big that her clothes—blue flowered dress, white apron, white bloomers--actually fit me (I wore them for Halloween that year.)  She was a get-well gift from my grandmother and what a swell gift she was—woo hoo!

Aha! Moment

FIRST: I was in graduate school studying art history, a pursuit that had become increasingly meaningless and joyless to me.  Aha moment came when on a whim, I signed up for a fiction writing workshop (I was allowed to enroll without paying anything extra for the course) and I thought, OMG, you mean I could spend my life doing this?!

LAST: Realizing that the template of beauty does not have to remain fixed at 25 and that I could finally stop coloring my hair.  What a revelation and a relief to be done with all the foul chemicals, drippy potions, and tedium of the colorist’s chair.  Now I’m defiantly, proudly silver (please don’t call me gray!) and loving every minute of it.

 

Thanks, Yona!

Susanna Daniel's 5 Best Evers

Sea Creatures by Susanna DanielToday's guest: Susanna Daniel Why we love her: We've recently discovered this immensely talented author. Can't wait for her next book!

Her latest: Sea Creatures

The scoop: In Sea Creatures, a riveting domestic drama by Susanna Daniel, a mother must make the unthinkable choice between her husband and her son.

When Georgia Qullian returns to her hometown of Miami, her toddler and husband in tow, she is hoping for a fresh start. They have left Illinois trailing scandal and disappointment in their wake, fallout from her husband’s severe sleep disorder. For months, their three-year-old son has refused to speak a word.

On a whim, Georgia takes a job as an errand runner for a reclusive artist and is surprised at how her life changes dramatically. But soon the family’s challenges return, more complicated than before. Late that summer, as a hurricane bears down on South Florida, Georgia must face the fact that her decisions have put her only child in grave danger.

Sea Creatures is a mesmerizing exploration of the high stakes of marriage and parenthood.

Our thoughts:  Loved this thought provoking novel. A must-read!

Fun fact: She's the co-founder of the Madison Writer's Studio.

Giveaway: TWO copies! Just leave a comment and be entered to win. We'll select the winners after 12 pm PST on Sunday, September 1st.

Where you can read more about Susanna: Her website, Facebook and Twitter.

CHICK LIT IS NOT DEAD PRESENTS...SUSANNA DANIEL'S 5 BEST EVERS

Susanna Daniel, author of Sea CreaturesBEST BOOK

When I was fifteen years old, I worked part-time in an independent bookstore in South Miami (back then, these were just called bookstores), and read behind the desk between customers. I will never forget the experience of reading MATING, by Norman Rush, which was that year’s National Book Award winner. In the book, an anxious and self-involved postgraduate student crosses the desert in pursuit of the megalomaniacal founder of an all-female utopian society. The plot was absurdly ambitious, but the writing was electric, and I think that was the first time I really understood the concept of narrative drive -- that a strong voice can carry an entire book.

BEST MOVIE

The Royal Tenenbaums -- funny, sweet, poignant, and doesn’t let its quirk overwhelm its humanity. When Ben Stiller’s character says to Danny Glover’s character, “You know, I’m a widower, too,” and Danny Glover says, with tremendous restraint, “I know it, son,” it’s all I can do not to lose it entirely.

BEST SONG

Lately I’ve fallen down The National’s rabbit hole, which means I’ve been familiarizing myself with every album relentlessly and repeatedly, almost to the exclusion of all other music in my extensive repertoire. Predictably, I’m big on lyrics, and The National’s songs are poems. ‘Slipped’ has lodged itself in my head in particular: “I don’t want you to grieve but I want you to sympathize.” Honest, simple, gut-wrenching.

BEST LIFE MOMENT

I’m supposed to say the moment my husband asked me to marry him, or when my first son was born, or my second, or some last moment of connection before my mother died -- but everything I so cherish (books, life partner, home, children) balances on a moment in 1999 when a woman named Connie Brothers called me at work in New York and offered me a place in the MFA program at the Writers’ Workshop in Iowa City, a region of the country where I’d never considered living (and now I’m a Midwesterner to this day). I can’t imagine where I would be now if I’d been dumb enough to decline.

BEST ADVICE

This was early-motherhood advice that my editor (mother of two teenagers) gave not to me but to my agent, when my agent was pregnant with her first, and it so perfectly summed up something I believe strongly. She said: When the baby comes, you’re going to want to take care of all of it -- the diapers and the rocking and the feeding and the packing of the bag, all of it -- but you must sit on your hands. Let your partner do it, too. Even if you have more experience and know for a fact that he’s doing it wrong, let him do it and shut up about it unless he asks specifically for your advice or assistance. He’s perfectly capable, and if you take over every time, you’re going to find down the road that you’re doing it all by yourself (and maybe even complaining that he’s not helping). Sit on your hands, and let him develop his own ways of doing things. You’ll be glad in the long run.

Thanks, Susanna!

(more than) 5 Things we didn't know about Emma and Nicola

rsz_mclaughlinkraus_first_affair_final_cover copyOur guests today: Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus Why we love them:  Besides the fact that they written some of our all-time fave books (Nanny Diaries, anyone?), they are totally funny and smart and AWESOME! (Um, ya, we have a girl crush in case you haven't noticed...)

Their latest: The First Affair (Out today!)

The Scoop: Jamie McAlister has resigned herself to the fact that in this job market, her painfully expensive degree might only get her a position at Starbucks, when she suddenly lands a prestigious internship at the White House. Although she doesn’t hit it off with the other interns—lockjaws who come from so much money that ten weeks without a paycheck doesn’t faze them—she is eager to work hard and make the best of the opportunity while it lasts.

An unexpected encounter late one evening with the charismatic President Gregory Rutland seems like just a fleeting flirtation, but when he orchestrates clandestine meetings and late-night phone calls, their relationship quickly escalates. Jamie knows what she is doing is wrong: he’s married, he has kids, he’s the President. Yet each time she tries to extricate herself, Greg pulls her back in.

With the conflicted desires of the most powerful man in the world driving her to her breaking point, Jamie can’t help but divulge intimate details to those closest to her. But she must have confided in the wrong person, because she soon finds herself, and everyone she cares about, facing calculated public destruction at the hands of Greg’s political enemies, and—perhaps no matter how much he cares about her—at the hands of Greg himself.

Our thoughts:  Fast-paced and fun--another winner from our favorite writing duo!

Giveaway: TWO copies!  Leave a comment to be entered.  We'll choose the winners after 8am on September 2nd.

Fun Fact: We share an editor with Emma and Nicola and were so excited to meet them last spring at Atria! (We may have been fan-girling...sorry about that, ladies!)

Where to read more about Emma and Nicola: Their website, Twitter and Facebook.

CHICK LIT IS NOT DEAD PRESENTS...5 THINGS WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT EMMA AND NICOLA

EmmaNicola_MelanieDuneaGuilty pleasures?

NICOLA: HGTV.  I am obsessed with Rehab Addict, but on a bad night I can easily sit through a House Hunters marathon.  It’s like some part of me needs to know that if I’m evacuated to, say, Tucson, on a moment’s notice, I’ll already have my dream neighborhood mapped out.

EMMA: Beyonce concert footage on Youtube.  I reward myself with a number after every few pages of writing – and on rougher days, every few paragraphs.  (If her Superbowl Halftime show had been a tape I would have worn it out.)  Her swagger always recharges me.  We put our heroines through so much that I imagine them on the other side of their journeys, long after our stories are over, dancing their asses off to her and knowing how much stronger they are for what they learned.  I think we’ve referenced Queen B in at least three of our novels.

Song that you are slightly embarrassed to admit you know all the words to?

NICOLA: We Built This City on Rock and Roll.  We used it in our third bestseller, Dedication, and it has been stuck in our heads ever since.  Of course don’t get me started on Elmo Potty Time songs.  I will be whistling them in my grave.

EMMA: Go West’s King of Wishful Thinking from Pretty Woman.  Stu Ames dumped me a week before the movie came out and that song became my anthem for recovery. (The first of many anthems over the years.)  We didn’t have a Beyonce.  I honestly think my recovery time would have been halved with an iPod of her, Pink, Taylor Swift, Katie Perry and Kelly Clarkson.

Funny Mom Story?

NICOLA: A few night’s ago I was giving my three year-old daughter a bath and the Twitter app on my phone starts pinging like crazy.  My husband asks, do you need to get that?  I said, no, it’s probably just ____, she wants to wear my skin.  Then I go back to making ice cream out of soap bubbles, or whatever we were up to, and my daughter starts singing, “I’m wear-ing Mommy’s skin.  I’m wear-ing Mommy’s skin.”  I suppose since I dressed her up as Kathy Bates in Misery for Halloween one year I shouldn’t be that surprised.

Beauty Must-Haves?

EMMA: I’ve always had these tiny hairs at my hairline determined to lay diagonally across my forehead in an Adam’s Family-like fashion.  J-Lo rebranded them “baby hairs” and Anastasia Clear Brow Gel is the only product I’ve found to tame my babies.  I’ve also just started using a retinol product – Retrinal Plus 0.1 Cream.  It’s a low dose, but it’s rocking my world.  Since you asked, I’m currently in search of a product for lightening sun spots that doesn’t have scary hydroquinone and am taking any and all opportunities to put out an APB.  Please tweet suggestions to @nannydiaries!

Food/drink you couldn't live without?

NICOLA: I never drank caffeine before having kids, but now I need two extra hot lattes every day to function.  We spend a ridiculous amount of time every day talking about food—what we’re going to eat, when we’re going to eat, and why don’t we have more snacks.  We never have enough snacks.

Favorite curse word?

EMMA: As is evident from our heroines, Nicki and I never shied from employing a satisfying curse word in the face of our heroine’s crappy bosses, boyfriends, etc.  It was a huge adjustment for me when my son was born and I had to rein it in.  I’ve since reverted to using the first letter of each curse followed by “–ing.”  At first I felt like a dork but I’ve come to love it.  My favorite is F-ing, which has become more satisfying than the real word—except when I accidentally use it in grown up situations like a pitch meeting with industry folk in which case it does not inspire the confidence.

Secret Talent besides writing?

NICOLA: I am weirdly great at dog grooming.  And eyebrow tweezing.  Probably the same skill.  In college girls would come from all over campus to have me do their eyebrows.  I am probably a closet esthetician.

Pet Peeve?

EMMA: Manhattan rush hour is notoriously cut throat, but even so I was surprised to discover as a mom that there’s no such thing as Stroller Right of Way.  For example, Single Man with Briefcase should yield the sidewalk to Mom with Toddler Screaming Head Off About Fallen Animal Crackers.  Man with Briefcase should yield AND applaud mother with said toddler in one hand and Senile Dog Straining on Leash in other.  They should make street signs, pronto!

Thanks, Girls!

 

 

Diary of a Debut: Revision Hell

Liz and Lisa writing revisonsThere have been A LOT of exciting things going on around here lately. Did you hear?  Simon & Schuster bought TWO more books from us!  Yep, that means they are stuck with us for THREE novels. (We love a publisher that isn't afraid to commit...)  So, in addition to Your Perfect Life, which follows two childhood best friends who switch bodies at their 20 year high school reunion (June 2014), we are currently revising Famous Last Words, about a celebrity who kills herself and the tabloid reporter who's blamed for sending her over the edge. And then we'll be digging in on book #3! (Details coming soon. In fact, if you haven't already, you should subscribe to our newsletter to make sure you're getting the latest news.)

Bottom line? We are incredibly thankful and still wondering how the hell we got here! But as excited as we are that S&S is going to publish Famous Last Words, there's one thing we that we aren't so excited about.  The part of the process that strikes fear into our hearts:

Revisions.

We kind of hate on them. And each other while we work on them.

Well, hate is probably too strong of a word.  Let's just say we'd rather get a full body wax or watch a Teen Mom marathon while getting said wax.

We've mentioned before that our editor and agent are uh-mazing.  But with an amazing editor and agent comes incredibly thoughtful and smart notes that you NEED TO LISTEN TO because those notes will take your book to the next level.  Many notes that have us thinking, duh, why didn't WE think of that or that or that? *bangs palm onto forehead*

Thankfully, after writing together for 5 years, we've finally reached the point where we no longer argue for hours over one word or whether or not a character should wear a trucker hat.  So, this time around, we feel we've honed our editing skills (and attitudes!) and have been volleying the manuscript back and forth like Venus and Serena at the US Open. In fact, we *think* we see the light at the end of the tunnel. Thank GAWD!

And we've  learned a few new things about each other, too. Yep, that's right, after over 25+ years of friendship, there are STILL things to discover! You see, Lisa can be bit OCD and Liz a bit ADD.  Put those together and what do you get?  A very interesting editing experience.

Oh, and before we forget, leave a comment on this post and you'll be entered to win a copy of Anita Hughes' Lake Como!

WHAT L&L LEARNED ABOUT EACH OTHER: REVISION HELL EDITION

LIZ:

What Lisa says: Wow! Nice job on these edits!  Your descriptions were awesome!

What Lisa means: I *might* have taken out a *few* things from your last edit and turned the boyfriend into a flea-market shopping hipster. Oh, and I may have said the leather couch you put in his home was "cliche."

 

What Lisa says: When you get into the manuscript, you'll see I have a few "questions."

What Lisa means: I am questioning EVERYTHING. No stone will go unturned!

LISA:

What Liz says: I MUST have the manuscript by Saturday morning at 6am--not a moment later! I'm going to work on it ALL day.

What Liz means: I'm going to sleep in, then post all my Hawaii pics on Facebook, play Candy Crush, try out a new recipe and then watch that new episode of Catfish before cramming ten hours of editing into two. But no worries!

 

What Liz says: Oh, ya, I totally read through that, it was genius!

What Liz means:  I skimmed it over a thirty second period while posting pictures to Instagram. I can't remember exactly what I read, but it seemed fine! Let's move on to the next thing!

As always, thanks for taking this journey with us. We couldn't do it without your support! Leave a comment below about your own writing experience or anything that's on your mind and be entered to win a copy of Anita Hughes' Lake Como! We'll choose the winner after 8am on September 2nd.